In Missoula, Montana, a man took his date to Caras Park for the summer music festival. Trying to show off his dance moves, he confidently jumped into the crowd. Mid-twirl, he accidentally stepped on a kid’s foot and stumbled into a food vendor, sending trays of mini tacos flying everywhere. His date laughed so hard she nearly dropped her drink. Embarrassed but charming, he promised the next date would be less “taco-tastrophe” and more fun.

In Albuquerque, New Mexico, a man took his date to the Sandia Peak Tramway for sunset views. Trying to be smooth, he pointed out constellations—but got them all wrong. As he proudly named a star “The Date Star,” a burst of wind blew his hat off the tram. His date laughed so hard she nearly spilled her drink. Despite the mix-up, they agreed it was the best wrong constellation they'd ever seen together.